Well, well, well, it must be time to fill you in on the happenings here in FL. We have pretty much emptied all the packing boxes and the only three things we can’t account for or haven’t missed yet are the check book for the Charlene’s business account, a box of checks to my Charles Schwab money market account and my back scratching stick with a small hand at the end. A puzzle since all 3 things were last minute placements in something to get them out of sight.

I do have two Starbucks in close proximity that I frequent but I have not really let my charming personality loose on the help yet. I am still in the warm up period.

The Giants Tim Lincecum sucks and Gregg Popovich and his $6 million Spurs salary is a loser too!!!

Alvin Alligator is a little skittish, especially when he sees me come out with the dog leash and the collar with his name on it, but he did stay ashore long enough a couple of days ago to ask how you were doing. I told him that no news was good news and he said OK.

Hi ya’ll,

The alligator in my lake (pond) that I estimated to be a small 4 footer was observed by Charlene Sunday bathing on the shore and was not scared off by her and did not jump back in the water. The new estimate on length is a measly 3 – 3.5 feet.

Therefore he should be a pushover to leash up and parade around the neighborhood like a dog.

As a side bit on gators, a news item last night was about a fellow who I am sure is a Republican. A small gator wandered up to his front porch to take a snooze and the featured young fellow managed to tie the dude up and tape its mouth shut before calling animal control. It was noted that the guy had put himself at considerable risk and was censored by “Animal Control” for trapping an alligator without a permit. He could have been cited and fined and even imprisoned.

A democrat would never have exposed himself to all of those risks and would have asked Nancy Pelosi or Harry Reid, who learned how to swim in the Searchlight, NV whorehouse swimming pool, for advice about what to do about the intruding gator.