‘Python Posse’ Gets Its Chance!

The Top Dog Ranger fired his Smith and Wesson .357 Magnum at precisely 1 PM EST yesterday to start the fracas. He told the group it was not a good idea to shoot straight up into the air, so he shot over their heads and a black vulture that had been circling the posse dropped to the ground. It will be determined soon if the ranger will be cited for killing an endangered species. Most likely the Governor will pardon him since he is a proponent of the python kill. The vulture was not Vubba, since his territory is on the opposite side of the Everglades.

I mistakenly gave you false information previously when I stated it would start at noon. So sorry! At the time of the shot, 837 hunters from 32 states and Canada had paid the $25.00 registration fee ($20,925 – $5,000 prize money). It appears there is a windfall profit for somebody in this deal.

I have my sources keeping their eyes and ears peeled for any and all credible occurrences for the next month. More will be forthcoming as it occurs.