Hi ya’ll,

The alligator in my lake (pond) that I estimated to be a small 4 footer was observed by Charlene Sunday bathing on the shore and was not scared off by her and did not jump back in the water. The new estimate on length is a measly 3 – 3.5 feet.

Therefore he should be a pushover to leash up and parade around the neighborhood like a dog.

As a side bit on gators, a news item last night was about a fellow who I am sure is a Republican. A small gator wandered up to his front porch to take a snooze and the featured young fellow managed to tie the dude up and tape its mouth shut before calling animal control. It was noted that the guy had put himself at considerable risk and was censored by “Animal Control” for trapping an alligator without a permit. He could have been cited and fined and even imprisoned.

A democrat would never have exposed himself to all of those risks and would have asked Nancy Pelosi or Harry Reid, who learned how to swim in the Searchlight, NV whorehouse swimming pool, for advice about what to do about the intruding gator.